Let Sarah Huckabee Sanders claim that President Donald Trump fought off space alien terrorist cupcake bakers that are four eyed! The near-sighted out of Earthers landed....wait for it...wait for it....on the Mexico/U.S. border. They "invisibilized" their spacecraft and then illegally crossed la frontera! And yes....these outer spacers speak....Spanish! Trump arm wrestled All 30,000 of them into submission! They are being held in Secret Camp Number Zero in an undisclosed location!
That is why President Trump has been unable to function presidentially! He has been busy defending America!
P.S. This is why he decided to create Space Force!
Vice President Pence will be its first civilian secretary! Provided he learn short-hand!
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